Hey look, its an ordinary, common-or-garden coffee table: well mostly ordinary, this one seems to have rather an excessive amount of laptops/serial port hacking cables on it…
This? Oh its that crazy treebogey thing Bt got me from Japan. (ta! I specified wee and crazy after all!)
No, not that.. a little to the left!
Oh that; that’s the USB 1.1/Bluetooth 2.0 coffee table upgrade, available from your local/HK slightly iffy electronics supplier. All coffee tables should have one!